Novus Ordo Seclorum
Buy now! But why now? Because time’s out. Why else? Don’t overthink
it. It’s what you’ve always wanted, isn’t it? Buying, without
limits, without question.
We know you’re parched.
The thrill of simply BUYING. NOW. It’s what your whole life has been
ramping up to, right? All those lesser “buy” buttons, which could
never satiate.
Annuit Coeptis
A purchase is a monetary mirage until it’s in your hand. But do some
disappear into the horizon entirely?
E Pluribus Unum
You trust your eyes, don’t you? Even our bills trust in God. So go
ahead. Have some faith. Buy now.
